So I grouse. Don't pretend you're that innocent. Say you do too. (#002)

I Have My Own Reasons, What Do You Care?

Sure I do. I mean the former. You want to know? Here they are.

(FYI the driver of the white car with the black bonnet is a beautiful woman, with sunglasses the size of Dolly Parton's bra and bra the size of Dolly Parton's too. After a few glances, she just left the car there.)

These are the likeliness of what she would say :

1. It's just going to be a minute. If you want to pass by, just squeeze between my car and that car. If you want to go out, just wait for me. No need to honk laa! I am the priority here. Can't you understand that?

2. What? Can't squeeze? Oh! C'mon. Your car is small. Not as big as my car.

3. What? Can't squeeze? Where did you learn to drive?

4. Look. Don't make a big fuss out of this. I have change the bonnet of my car to the colour and style of the 'now'. I am a beautiful woman. I am a woman for that matter. A woman should be treated differently, especially a beautiful one. Now, don't you think I deserve to be treated better than the rest? Oh.. live somewhere else please.

5. Many more reasons, I can include later, you're not important to me.

Gee...

So I grouse. Don't pretend you're that innocent. Say you do too. (#001)

I grouse everyday.


I know. It's not good. It spells negative front to back to front, flipped, toggled, whatever.
But I know I have to. There's a strange feeling that something is being released when I grouse. But why?


Today I groused about a friend who, of all the places we could park our car, wanted to park the car right in front of the kuih stall at a T-junction near his house. OK, it's not actually a Ramadan Bazaar. But there were still plenty of people. They have a row of stalls. By parking where he had suggested earlier, two things are definitely going to happen, which are:


1. People are going to find it hard to squeeze between the car and the stall.
2. People are going to find it easy to run and press hard the tip of a key through the length of the car.


I know for sure about no. 1, because it happened to me many times before.
I know for sure about no. 2, because I had done it before.


Hey, I am not the bad guy here, OK.


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